On a mission to find that Perfect Something

My Goal: To travel all over the world (wide web) to find the perfect recipe to eliminate the fatty in me and all around me. My Starting Point the :Crazy Fit Machine with the HCG Diet . lets get into the research...

The Crazy Fit Machine Site says:

An all body Vibration machine

Exercising for 10 minutes on the Crazy Fit Massage Machine, is the equivalent of 2 hours of regular training

Weight Loss for slimming and shaping the body Toning Muscles and enhanced lymphatic drainage Muscle Strengthening Anti-cellulite by promoting blood flow to problem areas - my winning point and blablablalbablalbalbablablablablabla etc. etc. Significant hblablablaormonal effects from training (Increased Testosterone anblablad growth hormone) Decreased coblablartisol (stress horblamone)bla Enhances skinblabl and tissue elasticity Inblacreases bone densblaity for the preventionbla and treatment of Osteoperosis and so on... BLA!

PURCHASE MADE!- Cellulite gone-hopefully...